Humor

Received from a friend in San Francisco:

Yesterday I received an "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House. It contains: 
     An aspirin and a band-aid.

     A "Hope & Change" bumper sticker.

     A "Bushs Fault" yard sign.

     A "Blame Republicans" poster.

     And a "Tax the Rich" banner.

     An unemployment application and a free cellphone.

     A food stamp application and a prayer rug.

     A document assigning my debt to my grandchildren.
 

     And a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ***.

     Everything was made in China and the directions are in Spanish.

     Yours should arrive soon.